You’re finicky. Like a cat. You’re a finicky cat.
— My Grandma
You know, most Italians have an espresso machine. Louise does.
— My Grandma
People used to dance a lot. It was their entertainment. Today it’s all dinner and sex.
— My Grandma
I was dating this guy and he used to stock me. See we didn’t know the word “stocking” then… So anyways mother had never had a brand new coat.
— My Grandma
I didn’t even have a dusting cloth when I got married to your grandfather. Now I’ve got nothing but towels.
— My Grandma
Henry VII..? Im not familiar with him. Is he before my time?
— My Grandma
We took lard sandwiches to school. With salt and pepper. They were good!
— My Grandma
